THE COMPETITION THAT'S UTTER PANTS:

What's the most dangerous job you've ever had?

You've read the research on firemen, policemen and construction workers - three of the most dangerous professions going - so what about you?

• What's the most dangerous job you've ever had?

We've got FIVE malehealth 'Dangerous Job Kits' to give away. Each kit comes complete with:

• a copy of Why Men Die First - How to Lengthen Your Lifespan by Marianne Legato
• a pair of Jockey's fab new Cool Max briefs, modelled above England footballer David Bentley. (Jockey International says: The pant's fabric blend of cotton, Coolmax material and Dupont Lycra ensures the material is breathable, fast drying and a perfect fit.' Perfect for superheroes - and those stressful moments.)
• a hard copy of the terrific MHF's Men and Work mini-manual.

Kits to the FIVE best anwers. What do we mean by best? Amusing, insightful, witty, profound, eye-opening - you name it. We'll know our favourites when we see them. (Editor's decison is final.)

Any references to Jayne Mansfield's bottom or Winston Churchill's phlegm or anything else from 'What's Worst Job You Ever Had?', the legendary (albeit disgusting) sketch by Derek and Clive, right, will be disqualified.

• ENTER HERE

You can buy Jockey pants - at Fig-leaves while Why Men Die First - How To Lengthen Your Lifespan draws together the academic research to try to explain why men die before women. If you don't win a copy, you might want to buy one at a special discount price:

• For the USA or Canada - To purchase the book for $22.36 (not including shipping & sales tax) visit www.palgrave-usa.com and enter the discount code P617ED on the checkout page.
• For the rest of the world - To purchase the book for £10.99 (not including postage) visit www.palgrave.com and enter the discount code WWHYMEN2008a on the checkout page.
• To be used for individual purchases only. Offer is available until 31st July, 2008.